it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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