I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now