She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.