so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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