So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Less talking, more tequila
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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