I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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