i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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