found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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