Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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