I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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