with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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