dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
In America we eat man semen.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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