a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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