i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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