don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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