after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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