I just made out with a guy for $7.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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