You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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