If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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