Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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