Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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