I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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