If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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