Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
