I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
