I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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