I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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