I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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