that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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