i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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