What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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a search helicopter?!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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