Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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