Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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