I can tuck mytits in my pants
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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