her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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