am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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