My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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