Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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