Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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