"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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