is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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