I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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