Umm I'm too high to move.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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