is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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