Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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