Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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