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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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