we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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