i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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