I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Randomize