She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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