Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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