We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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