I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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