Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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